Decorating Tips From Ed Gein
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
I'm trying not to post a lot of comic book covers here, since finding old comics with ridiculous covers is like shooting a barrel that doesn't even have fish in it, but once in a while something amazing like this pops up. Yes, nothing worrisome about Little Susie's hobby here. Whatever you do, don't look in the fridge!
(Via Stupid Comics, where you can find plenty of hilariously bad comic art.)
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Healing broken hearts with wacky wave action
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Nurses go on an awful lot of thrilling, sexy adventures in Romance Novel World. I'm pretty sure it's a trick played by the nursing industry to recruit the unsuspecting. You never see "Bedpan Duty Nurse" or "Love Among the Gangrene Cleanup Crew".
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Just more to caress your codpiece with
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
I think I may have found the greatest romance novel of all time. Why? Count the princess's hands.
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Oh, I'm sure it's a LOT more.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Warlock Lord Abraxxas Sexington carefully prepared for his dark magic ritual, making sure all the reagents were in place. Mandrake root, check. Basilisk eyes, check. Store brand cologne and Hawaiian Tropic man-chest oil, check and mate.
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A little mascara oughta fix that faulty heart valve
Friday, April 3, 2009
Sure, she's killed several patients due to gross incompetence. But she's so pretty!
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The American Publisher's Stockpile of Descriptors
Thursday, March 19, 2009
My favorite thing about Harlequin books is that the titles are so great you're never tempted to actually read the crap inside because it'd just be a big letdown.
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You had me at "Yee-haw."
Sunday, March 8, 2009
He was charmed by her when she treated his moonshine poisoning. He knew it was true love when she fixed the injuries from the jug band disaster without flinching. Not many women would be willing to pry spoons out of a man's eye, but she was special. She was...the HOOTENANNY NURSE.
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