I'm onto you!
Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Admit it, Turtledove. You wrote this just so you could commission a painting of a Nazi riding a unicorn.
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"What did you say about my manties!?"
Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Maybe they'd be a little less deadly if you wore pants, Thongbad the Mighty.
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Striking a careful balance
Wednesday, April 8, 2009

"A million Fausts? Nah, not quite enough. A billion? Hmm, I don't want anyone thinking I'm wussing out here. A HUNDRED TRILLION? ...no, that's just silly."
Posted byZan at 12:20 PM 0 comments
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Oh, I'm sure it's a LOT more.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Warlock Lord Abraxxas Sexington carefully prepared for his dark magic ritual, making sure all the reagents were in place. Mandrake root, check. Basilisk eyes, check. Store brand cologne and Hawaiian Tropic man-chest oil, check and mate.
Posted byZan at 12:14 PM 0 comments
From the author of Spectral Sparrows
Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Terror in the pasture! SEE animals with tiny little bites on them! THRILL to the amazing hero weasel armed with his wee wooden stakes! BEWARE...no small-to-medium size vermin is safe from...VAMPIRE VOLES!
Posted byZan at 12:25 PM 0 comments
A Punderful Fantasy World
Tuesday, March 17, 2009

If there isn't at least one "horse's ass" joke in this, I'm going to be very disappointed.
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I hope it has brakes, too.
Monday, March 9, 2009

I love this cover just for the fact that the dragon has a steering wheel.
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