Showing posts with label fantasy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fantasy. Show all posts

I'm onto you!



Admit it, Turtledove. You wrote this just so you could commission a painting of a Nazi riding a unicorn.

Posted byZan at 9:12 PM 0 comments  

"What did you say about my manties!?"



Maybe they'd be a little less deadly if you wore pants, Thongbad the Mighty.

Posted byZan at 8:18 PM 0 comments  

Striking a careful balance



"A million Fausts? Nah, not quite enough. A billion? Hmm, I don't want anyone thinking I'm wussing out here. A HUNDRED TRILLION? ...no, that's just silly."

Posted byZan at 12:20 PM 0 comments  

Oh, I'm sure it's a LOT more.



Warlock Lord Abraxxas Sexington carefully prepared for his dark magic ritual, making sure all the reagents were in place. Mandrake root, check. Basilisk eyes, check. Store brand cologne and Hawaiian Tropic man-chest oil, check and mate.

Posted byZan at 12:14 PM 0 comments  

From the author of Spectral Sparrows



Terror in the pasture! SEE animals with tiny little bites on them! THRILL to the amazing hero weasel armed with his wee wooden stakes! BEWARE...no small-to-medium size vermin is safe from...VAMPIRE VOLES!

Posted byZan at 12:25 PM 0 comments  

A Punderful Fantasy World



If there isn't at least one "horse's ass" joke in this, I'm going to be very disappointed.

Posted byZan at 12:03 PM 0 comments  

I hope it has brakes, too.



I love this cover just for the fact that the dragon has a steering wheel.

Posted byZan at 1:20 PM 0 comments