Showing posts with label horror. Show all posts
Showing posts with label horror. Show all posts

Ophelia's back...



...and this time, it's retarded!

Posted byZan at 10:50 AM 0 comments  

Something's wrong in Vermont!



The Quaintsville covered bridge holds the horrible secret to what's been drinking all the syrup and shredding everyone's matching sweaters!

Posted byZan at 10:25 AM 0 comments  

So scary it blows.



One of my favorite cover subjects is horror books about completely un-scary things. Grrr! Those curtains'll teach you to call them ugly and claim they clash with the wallpaper!

Posted byZan at 11:27 AM 0 comments  

Other hand colors aren't as scary



The shadowy figure skulked out of the darkness, and an unearthly chill went through the room. Lady Ebonyheart Ravensblood turned around in shock, dropping her cursed amulet on the floor. Her face twisted into a grimace of disgust. "Steve, take those stupid red mittens off. I don't care how cold it is. You're seriously ruining the atmosphere here."

Posted byZan at 11:11 AM 0 comments  

If you get stuck in the brimstone, hit the spacebar



Hell is a low-budget video game from 1996.

Posted byZan at 11:13 AM 0 comments  

From the author of Spectral Sparrows



Terror in the pasture! SEE animals with tiny little bites on them! THRILL to the amazing hero weasel armed with his wee wooden stakes! BEWARE...no small-to-medium size vermin is safe from...VAMPIRE VOLES!

Posted byZan at 12:25 PM 0 comments  

Happy Friday the 13th Part II!



Pfft. That's not scary. Every house in Maine has a doll like this in it. You get used to it pretty quick.

Posted byZan at 1:20 PM 0 comments  

Not so fluffy now, is it?



This is Mr. Wibbles. He is a 5-time grand champion Persian cat, and his hobbies include loafing on the sunny spot on the floor and chasing the ball with the bell in it. Do not piss him off.

Posted byZan at 12:00 PM 0 comments