Interstellar travel: less fun than previously indicated
Thursday, May 21, 2009
This looks thrilling. I can't wait to get to the part where he files for a small business loan...in space! (Original title: Cousin Blobby and Ming The Merciless Go To The Goddamn Bank.)
Posted byZan at 12:50 PM 0 comments
Labels: science fiction
I'm onto you!
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Admit it, Turtledove. You wrote this just so you could commission a painting of a Nazi riding a unicorn.
Posted byZan at 9:12 PM 0 comments
Labels: fantasy
"What did you say about my manties!?"
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Maybe they'd be a little less deadly if you wore pants, Thongbad the Mighty.
Posted byZan at 8:18 PM 0 comments
Labels: fantasy
Dinner of the Damned
Friday, May 8, 2009
If meat companies wanted to promote their products so badly in the 50s, why did they give out all these books that make meat-eaters look like total psychos? Nobody gets that excited over a roast unless there's something very wrong with them.
Posted byZan at 7:02 PM 0 comments
Labels: cookbooks
Healing broken hearts with wacky wave action
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Nurses go on an awful lot of thrilling, sexy adventures in Romance Novel World. I'm pretty sure it's a trick played by the nursing industry to recruit the unsuspecting. You never see "Bedpan Duty Nurse" or "Love Among the Gangrene Cleanup Crew".
Posted byZan at 12:44 PM 0 comments
Labels: romance
Get confident, stupid!
Monday, May 4, 2009
I know, I know. It's not a joke. This is a real book. I'm sure it works wonders.
Posted byZan at 1:31 PM 0 comments
Labels: non-fiction, self-help
There's no easy way to break it to them
Friday, May 1, 2009
"Well, if we're so dead, how are we standing here pestering you, smartass? Yeah, that's what I thought."
Posted byZan at 2:11 PM 0 comments
Labels: paranormal
