Interstellar travel: less fun than previously indicated



This looks thrilling. I can't wait to get to the part where he files for a small business loan...in space! (Original title: Cousin Blobby and Ming The Merciless Go To The Goddamn Bank.)

Posted byZan at 12:50 PM 0 comments  

I'm onto you!



Admit it, Turtledove. You wrote this just so you could commission a painting of a Nazi riding a unicorn.

Posted byZan at 9:12 PM 0 comments  

"What did you say about my manties!?"



Maybe they'd be a little less deadly if you wore pants, Thongbad the Mighty.

Posted byZan at 8:18 PM 0 comments  

Dinner of the Damned



If meat companies wanted to promote their products so badly in the 50s, why did they give out all these books that make meat-eaters look like total psychos? Nobody gets that excited over a roast unless there's something very wrong with them.

Posted byZan at 7:02 PM 0 comments  

Healing broken hearts with wacky wave action



Nurses go on an awful lot of thrilling, sexy adventures in Romance Novel World. I'm pretty sure it's a trick played by the nursing industry to recruit the unsuspecting. You never see "Bedpan Duty Nurse" or "Love Among the Gangrene Cleanup Crew".

Posted byZan at 12:44 PM 0 comments  

Get confident, stupid!



I know, I know. It's not a joke. This is a real book. I'm sure it works wonders.

Posted byZan at 1:31 PM 0 comments  

There's no easy way to break it to them



"Well, if we're so dead, how are we standing here pestering you, smartass? Yeah, that's what I thought."

Posted byZan at 2:11 PM 0 comments