Luke, the barn!
Thursday, April 30, 2009
They look awfully cheerful for people in danger. Maybe they don't realize they're driving off a cliff.
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Labels: licensed
Hepped up on goofballs
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
A gritty, realistic tale of the horrors of addiction. "Consider THIS an intervention, you dizzy broad!"
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Labels: shocking true stories
A steaming Pyle
Monday, April 27, 2009
The horrifying truth: they could have designed us a much nicer looking book cover, but our pride in being crazy assholes to everyone is more important than such worldly concerns.
I really have to wonder what the F stands for. Nah, I think I know...
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Labels: religion, shocking true stories
A classic
Friday, April 24, 2009
It's my birthday, and that means it's time to reflect and realize an important lesson this book imparts: it could always be worse. Thanks, scary pretend Aunt Jemima!
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Labels: cookbooks
They're setting D-Con human traps!
Thursday, April 23, 2009
I'm not going to lie. I love this cover and would display it proudly in my home if I owned it.
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Labels: science fiction
Beware of counterfeits
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Hmm. Splintery, flammable, vague foresty scent...yep, I think I've got a piece of wood here, and I owe it all to this invaluable guide.
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Labels: instructional, non-fiction
Baby's First Coprophagia
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
...no thanks.
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Labels: children's, cookbooks
Something's wrong in Vermont!
Monday, April 20, 2009
The Quaintsville covered bridge holds the horrible secret to what's been drinking all the syrup and shredding everyone's matching sweaters!
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Labels: horror
So scary it blows.
Friday, April 17, 2009
One of my favorite cover subjects is horror books about completely un-scary things. Grrr! Those curtains'll teach you to call them ugly and claim they clash with the wallpaper!
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Labels: horror
Other hand colors aren't as scary
Thursday, April 16, 2009
The shadowy figure skulked out of the darkness, and an unearthly chill went through the room. Lady Ebonyheart Ravensblood turned around in shock, dropping her cursed amulet on the floor. Her face twisted into a grimace of disgust. "Steve, take those stupid red mittens off. I don't care how cold it is. You're seriously ruining the atmosphere here."
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Labels: horror
Just more to caress your codpiece with
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
I think I may have found the greatest romance novel of all time. Why? Count the princess's hands.
Posted byZan at 11:32 AM 0 comments
Labels: romance
Just what I always wanted.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
*crunch* Ow! Who put these goddamn rhinestones in the spaghetti!?
Posted byZan at 10:21 AM 0 comments
Labels: cookbooks, non-fiction
It came from behind the shed
Monday, April 13, 2009
This is what happens when you leave plywood unattended for too long. It takes on other forms.
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Labels: children's
That makes me a MAD panda
Friday, April 10, 2009
Of course that panda's pissed off, you shipped him to Canada just so you could shoot him in your own backyard! You're both evil and lazy, Gord.
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Labels: thriller
On breaking it to your kids that their dad is totally lame
Thursday, April 9, 2009
"Well, Jenny, it's because it's used for...uhm...internet...something. You know what, I don't know either, and it's probably boring anyway. Just don't touch it, because that large heavy thing that I don't know the purpose of is expensive as hell."
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Labels: children's
Striking a careful balance
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
"A million Fausts? Nah, not quite enough. A billion? Hmm, I don't want anyone thinking I'm wussing out here. A HUNDRED TRILLION? ...no, that's just silly."
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Labels: fantasy
Oh, I'm sure it's a LOT more.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Warlock Lord Abraxxas Sexington carefully prepared for his dark magic ritual, making sure all the reagents were in place. Mandrake root, check. Basilisk eyes, check. Store brand cologne and Hawaiian Tropic man-chest oil, check and mate.
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A million beautiful possibilities
Monday, April 6, 2009
How about throw it in the ocean?
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Labels: cookbooks, non-fiction
A little mascara oughta fix that faulty heart valve
Friday, April 3, 2009
Sure, she's killed several patients due to gross incompetence. But she's so pretty!
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Labels: romance
I just want to start a fire in your butt
Thursday, April 2, 2009
This sounds more like a Chiller Channel Original Movie than an erotic novel. He lurks in the shadows outside the University For Totally Hot Chicks Who Study, Like, Science and Stuff. Just when they think it's safe to sit down, the THONGBURNER strikes!
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Labels: adult novelties
Billy Cattington always suspected he was different
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Shhh. Don't tell him...he's adopted.
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Labels: science fiction
